This is your captain Riina Umbreon 20th speaking. Welcome to the Rainbow Galaxy Flight 69. We are preparing to set off shortly so, please, find yourself a comfortable position and make sure your seatbelt's in. The ride may be sassily bumpy. Nonetheless, we hope you engay and that we won't break down in the middle of nowhere.
This UFO is made of 50% Mebra, 25% other fandoms, 15% Pokémon and 10% tumblr humour, mindfucks, the Sims, hipster photos and long text posts.
Look for further introductions above.
If you'd like to contact the flight deck, please do.
Now, get ready because ...three...two...one...!
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me