This is your captain Riina Umbreon 19th speaking. Welcome to the Rainbow Galaxy Flight 69. We are preparing to set off shortly so, please, find yourself a comfortable position and make sure your seatbelt's in. The ride may be sassily bumpy. Nonetheless, we hope you engay and that we won't break down in the middle of nowhere.
This UFO is made of 50% Mebra, 25% other fandoms, 15% Pokémon and 10% tumblr humour, mindfucks, the Sims, hipster photos and long text posts.
Look for further introductions above.
If you'd like to contact the flight deck, please do.
Now, get ready because ...three...two...one...!