is-earned-not-given:


sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

tastefullyoffensive:

How to be passive aggressive. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How to be passive aggressive. [via]

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

congalineofdurin:

aquasplendens THIS IS LITERALLY HOW YOU FLIRT THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO SET YOU UP WITH GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY YOU

congalineofdurin:

aquasplendens THIS IS LITERALLY HOW YOU FLIRT THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO SET YOU UP WITH GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY YOU

list of movies: Titanic (1997)
" I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count."